Horses (Beware) & How to Survive

Horses are very dumb creatures. They like to hit their heads on things. Many horses are terrified of leaves & enjoy turning humans into new horses. Eventually they will rule the Earth & we will be their slaves. Untill then you should enjoy not being a slave & should enjoy the outdoors. When horses rule the world you wont be allowed outside.

So you’ve read about the threat, yes? Now to deal with it. Just for you Janna I’ll make it a test.Image

1. If a Horse approaches you what do you do?

A. You pet it & have it eat you

B. You run, it catches up and eats you

C. You let it take you away & be a slave for life

D. You give it a toy, & slow it down in the process of eating you (you get eaten).

 

2. If a horse asks you to do an impossible task, what do you do?

A. Stand up to him and get eaten

B. Try the task anyway & die

C. Run away & get eaten by another horse

D. Pretend to be dead & get buried alive.

I guess you can’t do anything about it. Treasure freedom while you got it. 

 

Note: All of this info is not true! 🙂

  1. Draw a school bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. ha ha ha

    P.S Horses are vegetarians Rebecca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. why can’t we just eat the horses?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  4. Well then get them a fitness class for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. I agree the are FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFaAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTtTTttTtTtTtTtTtTtttTt‼️. 😝😜😇🐋🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪

  6. Do a column about hump day and do new posts every week on hump day!!😜😜😜😜🐪🐪🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪. ğŸŽğŸŽğŸŽâž¡ï¸ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹ğŸ‹

  7. hump day is awesome!!!!!!!!;0

  8. Huh????????? 😉

  9. Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

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